Lord Dragon Hospitalized

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Chicago, Illinois -- Due to internal pressures of the flu and infection the Lord Dragon was hospitalized at Northwestern Memorial Hospital, also in Chicago, last Thursday, his sources reported. "He looked alright to me, except a little tired on Friday," said an anonymous co-worker.

Flu symptoms kept the Dragon in bed all day on both Saturday and Sunday, the 8th and 9th, and when Monday came and the symptoms did not completely retreat, and most of the symptoms were still present, he called his new employer and asked for a sick day, which was promptly granted. Through the entirety of the weekend and the week to this point, a swelling and rash had been developing on the Dragon's legs, prompting his hospitalization.

At this point, it appears that the Dragon will be in the hospital at least through the end of the week. E-mail contact is currently not possible, due to the fact that his home computer fried last Thursday (January 7).