Full Name: Chance Acendino

Date of Birth: April 15, 1969
Place of Birth: Portland, Oregon

College: University of Oregon, Eugene

Current Occupation: Bartender
Current Place of Residence: New York

Marital Status: Almost had one once.

Dislikes: New York, New Yorkers, and Yorkies.
Likes: Few and far between.

Favorite Color: Black
Least Favorite Color: Red

Talents: Harmonica playing, automotive repair, and moping.

Deepest, darket secret: A secret. Duh.